Hakuna Matata

SAMPLE: To prove that Alexender the Gr8 had Infinite number of Limbs.

First we note the obvious fact that historians always tell the truth (for historians always take a stand, and therefore they cannot lie). Hence we have the historically true sentence that Alexander The Gr8 was warned by an oracle that he would meet death if he crossed a certain river. He had two legs; and `fore-warned is four-armed`. This gives him six limbs, an even number, which is certainly an odd number of limbs for a man. Now the only number which is even and odd is infinity; hence Alexander had an infinite number of limbs.