Saturday, November 20, 2004

PR0GR@MMER:

A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.

Join the Club !

5 Comments:

At Mon Nov 22, 09:18:00 AM GMT+5:30, Blogger Ananth Narayan said...

thanks for helping us know what we are. ;-)

 
At Mon Nov 22, 12:44:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger Praveer said...

reality check anthro ...
thats what u WERE.
Now u r writing Requirement documents and undergoing training.
and dont come back with
"I've passed that stage" kind of patronizing comments... :D

 
At Mon Nov 22, 04:11:00 PM GMT+5:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Writing a requirements doc is only a stage in the project, torture we all need to go thru. U were lucky, someone wrote it for you.
And writing a req doc doesnt mean i am not doing any development at all. right? ;)
-Anthro

 
At Mon Nov 22, 10:42:00 PM GMT+5:30, Blogger Sanket said...

These days I am a super programmer ;-) AdvDB project submission in a couple of days... :-((

 
At Tue Nov 23, 11:51:00 AM GMT+5:30, Blogger Praveer said...

Sanket,
Just wait till the D-Day (D for demo).Thats when u'll see everybody with "an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive documents ..."

:D

 

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